When Was The Last Time You Checked Your Eyesight's Health?

This entry is a reply to a young girl who emailed me.

The email is very much a hate email and while I am used to people hating on me, this is the first time I am getting a hate email!


Anyways, let me quote the essential part of her email:

"You think your some big shot zit? You think you handsome? You're ugly lah! Old and ugly! I saw your girlfriend, she is as ugly as you! My friend prettier wor! Puhleeass!"



Oh God.

At the outset, whoever you are, thank you for taking time to email this 'old and ugly' dude. LOL You know, I've never claimed to be good looking, so I'm not disputing you calling me ugly. Old? Maybe but I know I don't look my age so I'm cool with it too :-)

So yeah, I know I am not good looking. So, it's all good. :-) In fact, what you wrote reminded me of an interview by Oprah with His Airness and because you truly humored me with your email, I'm attaching it below. Watch it and I hope it humors you as much your email humored me.

I hope you understand what Sir Charles is saying :-)

My initial reaction, besides laughing this off, was not to reply. But she crossed the line when she mentioned My Small Baby. I ain't gonna back down from anyone - even if they're teenagers or even if they clearly do not write proper English - who drags My Small Baby when hating on me.

When you said that My Small Baby is 'as ugly' as me, then I seriously think you need to get your eyes checked. I'm even willing to pay for the ophthalmologist fees in case an optometrist (I'll pay the fees too) isn't able to determine what is wrong with your eyes.

Only haters could ever think My Small Baby is ugly! Get your eyes checked people!

Either you have some serious sight issues or you're just a liar! No one, and I mean no one, who has seen My Small Baby would agree with you. My Small Baby is not only beautiful in the real sense of the meaning of the word, but she has what many other beautiful girls don't have and that is Class.

I don't expect you to understand. You have to have it, you know, to comprehend what I'm saying. And since you obviously don't, maybe you get someone else to help you understand.

Thank you for your email and thank you for allowing me to start the day with laughter :-)


Oh, by the by, using 'hide my ass' is old already, y'know? I don't understand why there's a need to hide, I always find out anyways. So, stop frontin' and just log on straight because I already know that you read my blog.


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